I decided to begin writing a blog post about my favorite hobby: Writing Novels.
You may ask “What exactly do you write about?”
Romance?
Nope.
Action?
Nope.
Fantasy?
Not on your life.
So what genre do I write?
I am a tragedy writer.
Yes, I am that evil person in the corner of your bookstore writing about life’s pain and suffering. (muahahaha)
Why?
Truthfully, I don’t know why. My life is pretty sweet if you ask me.
The thing is we tragedy writers are often misunderstood. Hence why some of us actually PLAY the part of tragedy.
Like some people think we have had a horrible life and need to vent.
Yes and no. I have never seen someone get shot, nor had all my friends murdered.
‘You are emo and depressed!’ they say!
Everyone’s depressed sometimes aren’t they? C’mon, gimme a break.
Like some people think we have had a horrible life and need to vent.
Yes and no. I have never seen someone get shot, nor had all my friends murdered.
‘You are emo and depressed!’ they say!
Everyone’s depressed sometimes aren’t they? C’mon, gimme a break.
My hair looks normal and just because I listen to depressing music all the time does not make me depressed!
So why do I listen to depressing music?
I listen to depressing music because it helps me think. I usually find a song to put on repeat, and Voila!
If I have writers block, this method helps too.
And some people think tragedy is tragedy: end of story. IT IS SO NOT!
Tragedy writers have a whole science to this. There are so many different types to choose, and specialties apply to this genre too.
In closing, another thing is that people think we absolutely LOVE LOVE death. We immerse ourselves in it! (eheheh, no.)
Some are, and we can be quite scary. I have screamed “GORE!” in a gleeful tone once or ..20 times in my life. So what?
….
Okay, bad example.
Tragedy writers have a whole science to this. There are so many different types to choose, and specialties apply to this genre too.
But next time you hang with one of us, don’t be surprised if something happens to you, and your aquaintance says.
“That would be SO great in my next story!”
Don’t feel offended, Fido’s death was just how I thought Denise’s boyfriend should die in the book!
In closing, I advise one thing to thee…
The best ideas always come from the bathroom, Mon Ami.
ALWAYS
Hehehehe
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